The act of purposely acting completely awkward in order to make someone feel uncomfortable. This usually includes using the double sarcasm method, meaning the perpetrator delves so deep into sarcasm that nobody knows whether or not the blainer is being serious or if they are trying to crack a joke.
It may also include performing lewd activities to ruin people's conversations such walking up, placing your leg on the table, and fondling your penis.
It may also include performing lewd activities to ruin people's conversations such walking up, placing your leg on the table, and fondling your penis.
Bro A: "Hey man what are you doin' tonight? Gettin' fucked up?"
Blainer: " Tssssss.....probably just gonna stay in ya know....make out with dudes." *As he fondles his penis*
*Blainer leaves room*
Bro A: "Dude, what the fuck was that?"
Bro B: "........blainin' hard."
Blainer: " Tssssss.....probably just gonna stay in ya know....make out with dudes." *As he fondles his penis*
*Blainer leaves room*
Bro A: "Dude, what the fuck was that?"
Bro B: "........blainin' hard."
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thats when your having doggie style sex with a girl in front of a window and during intercourse you let your friend take over, the girl not knowing, thats when you run across to the outside of the window and wave at her while your buddy is doing it ;)
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At this point no matter how hard you try, you must attempt and pounce on this blainesite.
A blainesite contains luscious rounded tits with perfect sized nipples and is complemented by her bubbly ass clappers and splash of seduction with the look in her eyes.
However this blainesite's beauty does not stop there. Her gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul is accommodated with a perfect skin tone and with a beautiful face and flawless hair.
The temptation of pouncing on this blainesite however may be encountered with a terrifying family defense, such as the blainesite's father or brother.
At this point no matter how hard you try, you must attempt and pounce on this blainesite.
A blainesite contains luscious rounded tits with perfect sized nipples and is complemented by her bubbly ass clappers and splash of seduction with the look in her eyes.
However this blainesite's beauty does not stop there. Her gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul is accommodated with a perfect skin tone and with a beautiful face and flawless hair.
The temptation of pouncing on this blainesite however may be encountered with a terrifying family defense, such as the blainesite's father or brother.
Guy 1: Yo turn the fuck around!
Guy 2: Who is that? I've never felt this way before!!!
Guy 1: Bro, that girls a blainesite!
Guy 2: Holy shit! Lets bag her up and run, that level of perfect needs to be violated!
Guy 1: Slow down tiger, she's with her father and brother!
Guy 2: This is worse than divine cock blocking =/
Guy 2: Who is that? I've never felt this way before!!!
Guy 1: Bro, that girls a blainesite!
Guy 2: Holy shit! Lets bag her up and run, that level of perfect needs to be violated!
Guy 1: Slow down tiger, she's with her father and brother!
Guy 2: This is worse than divine cock blocking =/
by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011
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Often associated with a Belle, they're irrevocably perfect for each other.
Often associated with a Belle, they're irrevocably perfect for each other.
Person 1: Man, there goes Belle!
Person 2: Hey, where's her Blaine? I hear they're smitten, what in the heck are they doing apart?
Person 2: Hey, where's her Blaine? I hear they're smitten, what in the heck are they doing apart?
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Blaine's are often short,curly hobbit like but sexy people
who are smart,sweet,kind,caring and are generally to be labeled as perfect. However they do have flaws but are just to shy or in some cases proud to show them. Blaine's can be dopey, puppy like, child like and have a tendency to be oblivious be mistaken for frodo and do or say things they shouldn't have said or done without really meaning them. sometimes you just need to give them a little push in the right direction to get them to wake up and see the light.
Blaine's are often short,curly hobbit like but sexy people
who are smart,sweet,kind,caring and are generally to be labeled as perfect. However they do have flaws but are just to shy or in some cases proud to show them. Blaine's can be dopey, puppy like, child like and have a tendency to be oblivious be mistaken for frodo and do or say things they shouldn't have said or done without really meaning them. sometimes you just need to give them a little push in the right direction to get them to wake up and see the light.
"you just sang an inapropriate song in an inapropriate place to an inapropriate person when you should have serenading me"
"oh sorry..wait you like me?"
"uhg! Blaine you are so oblivious!"
"oh sorry..wait you like me?"
"uhg! Blaine you are so oblivious!"
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