Bitchancé

A form of the word bitch and fiancé combined to describe someone's fiancé is a bitch.

His bitchancé gots to go.

by SassMaster247 September 22, 2021

Bitchathon

To bitch and rant about someone or something, marathon style.

A: Am I going to get an apology for last night?
B: Yeah, sorry, my bitchathon went too far.

C: God, I hate X. He's such a pretentious twat. And really arrogant and smug all the time, he just lords it over everyone.
D: I know what you mean, he rubs it in everyone's faces that he has three jobs and doesn't care that he's offending anyone in the process.
C: I swear he tried to use me for ideas for his work as well.....

by ecloud23 August 7, 2011

bitchalog

(verb)to bitch more then 15 minutes about one event. To ramble on complaining. Bitch when no one is listening.

She had a bitchalog about someone using her cup.

She went on a bitchalog about parking and realized no one cares.

by psychocalikitty January 23, 2013

Bitchany

A bitch named Brittany, can be spelled multiple ways.

Guy one: "Yo look at that girl"
Guy two: "Brittany? Don't go for her, people call her Bitchany"

by catsrmylyfe September 24, 2015

bitchasouraus rex

When someone is fat, and looks like a dinosaur, and is a bitch.

Dude, Sally is a total bitchasouraus rex!

by RooshiRum October 20, 2015

bitchachino

A coffee drink costing 5 dollars that only a high maintenance woman would order

Check out that gal in the starbucks with all her bling drinking a bitchachino. I sure feel sorry for the poor sap she's married to

by sexystewardess April 18, 2016

Bitchapotamus

Bitchapotamus (noun): This rare creature is the ultimate bitch amongst bitches, she makes yours, and everyone's lives around her miserable. A control freak that always thinks she is right. She controls and destroys a man's finances, mental health, self esteem and any hope for happiness. A woman that has the social skills of a Hitler. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. She refuses to do something with a group, and will forgo hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A person who you want to strangle with your hands, and you wouldn't even care if you got jailed. If she were a man, she would be assaulted (using her position as a woman as a shield).

That new admin is a real Bitchapotamus, she sucks the joy out of everything she touches.

by El_Rey_832 December 17, 2016