bald headed bishop

A term used to describe a penis

I'll take you out back and meet that bald headed bishop of yours -

by OdietheBoston June 30, 2016

bash the bishop

when you go to have a wank

as in, hes goin to aash his bishop

by bobby bobler October 16, 2003

Bishop's Massage

1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.

2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.

1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.

2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Bishop anstey girls

A girl who is poised, has a lot of class, intelligent, outspoken and elegant. Bishop anstey girls love their school , teachers and eachother and work on becoming strong women of the future. They are all rounded girls with ambition and seek positivity in everything and everyone.if you happen to get one never let her go

Guy1 :Hey dude do you see those

amazing girls over there?
Guy2: the one swalking confidently?
Guy1: yeah . They look like bishop anstey girls

by jaymax February 18, 2017

Brown Bishop

When you wipe your ass and a finger pokes through the paper. From the cassock worn by bishops

Damn, I really gotta wash, I got a brown bishop.

by kintatama2 November 7, 2007

buff the bishop

Same as spank the monkey and jack off (more common in the UK)

He had to buff the bishop after his date with the cute coed prude left him unfulfilled...

by Adam Doubleyou September 12, 2006

Bishop

Bishop is a person who is the lord of the streets hated by many loved by none, but Bishop doesn't care he walks with pride knowing he doesn't have a price he would never go against his word and most of all is like a metaphorical beast when it comes to the art of war on the streets. No man can beat him he is smart, calculated, silent but when ready will attack his enemies with such carnage and confusion his enemy will be left in complete ore.

Hey James you little rat watch out been told bish the bishop is planning on eradicating you vermin piece of shit, U better stop running your mouth and get the fuck out of here.

by JohnNada February 19, 2021