blue bills

another term for an a hundred dollar bill

my mom gave me 2 blue bills to go shopping

by mikfries May 22, 2018

Billy Wong

A Billy Wong is when a male's underwear "rides up" until you can see the outline of the males penis. This is only happens if the guy is wearing boxer briefs.

"Dude I need new underwear. These things give me Billy Wongs for days."

by thewordsmith6790 June 23, 2016

Billshat

The word describing william shatners lies or fibs. Or to tell a lie in a willian shatner voice.

You are so full of billshat.

by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

Billy Ruined Christmas

A cocktail consisting of:
3 parts jack Daniel's Tennessee cider
1 part fireball

Shaken and poured over ice

Make me a "Billy ruined Christmas", I need to shake this feeling.

by Sad at Mark's December 25, 2018

Bullshit Billy

One who lies so much he actually believes his own bullshit.

Person 1: Hey look, a Bullshit Billy. Let's see what he has to say.

Person 2: I bet he thinks his truck will beat a Ferrari.
Person 2: How fast is your truck?

Bullshit Billy: It does 0-100mph in 4 seconds flat. It will smoke the fastest corvette made with 2 spark plug wires unplugged.

Person 1: HAHA thanks Bullshit Billy

by Elroy III January 14, 2015

baptising a billy goat

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."

John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.

by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009

Post No Bills

The phrase "Post No Bills" refers to many cities' laws which forbid the posting of handbills, or any type of signs on public property. Usually, in small towns and even large cities, the easiest way to get a lost item found or to advertise something (like a garage sale) is to staple signs to the various poles and walls outside where people can see them as they walk by. However, this can damage the poles, and it can make the walls look ugly, and it can detract from the view of the billboards in the area.

Often times, (at least, back in the day) these laws were protested by putting signs all over that said, simply, Post No Bills. This irony failed to amuse city governments, as there were often steeper penalties for these particular signs.

"There's a country's soul that reads 'post no bills'." - 'Calm Like a Bomb', Rage Against the Machine

by PostNoBills August 25, 2009