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dough beater

When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.
"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You
by She-Ra Princess of Power December 15, 2010
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Bathroom Beater

The technically not but low-key criminal act of beating your dick in the school/public bathroom. Even worse then shitting in a school/public bathroom.
Guy: Hey have you heard that Johnson is a Bathroom Beater?
Joe: What the fuck?
by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX July 13, 2023
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can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time
Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"
by chants_UwU May 18, 2022
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Is a line from a song called "Welcome to the Black Parade" but can be referred to Gerard Way, the singer of My Chemical Romance as well
A: Who's The Savior of The Broken, The Beaten and The Damned?
B:It's Gerard Way
by NatDogg6240 March 21, 2020
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betel nut beauty

A woman selling betel nuts(Areca catechu)from roadside stands in Taiwan. The women may vary in appearance from sexy and scantily clad to conservative and matronly. Also known as binlang beauties.
Stanley almost rear-ended the car in front of him when he stared at a betel nut beauty in a microskirt instead of minding the traffic.
by Joe Rodolico January 16, 2008
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Buzzer-Beater

After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!

rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)
Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo
by buzzer_beater June 18, 2013
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Beautevil

A woman that is seemingly BEAUTiful by all outward appearances, but as it turns out is actually a very EVIL person on the inside only out for money and their own interests.

-Pretty much all exceptionally attractive women with only a few exceptions.

Most movie stars and models, but it's sometimes tougher to diagnose.
I thought my girlfriend was beautiful and that she was in love with me for me, but it turns out that she's BEAUTEVIL and only after my money.
by Jeff D. February 9, 2004
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