Bernard Pollard 

1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.

2. national hero

3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.

4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.

Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"

Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."

Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"

Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."

Bernard Pollard by t0mbreidyh8ter April 15, 2009

Bernard Bailyn 

The sexiest being alive, sure hes dead but thats not a problem. rip 7th april 2021 :(

I wish you would preserve my political liberties daddy Bernard Bailyn ;)

Bernard Bailyn by bernardbailynfan64 April 21, 2022

Bernard elbow 

Ignorance or to be ignorant of.
Almost stupid, but not yet knowing.

The act of being ignorant. Lack of knowledge.

Don’t be so Bernard elbow about this situation. This is serious.

Stop acting so Bernard elbow! You know you’ll never get anywhere in life being Bernard elbow. Speak with knowledge, or simply don’t say anything at all.

Bernard elbow by Art of Online DickShinAiry May 14, 2023

bernard manning 

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

bernard manning by Jackroll September 15, 2006

bernard chops 

from the UK meaning sideburns.

Look at those bernard chops along the side of her face.

bernard chops by commoner31 September 29, 2006

bernard the bear 

So big he is like a person but so fluffy everyone loves him. He is the beloved best friend of many and is the height of a wild Abby. He may take up the whole bed, but who cares bernard is worth it!

"Whoa, that Bear is the height of Abby"
"Must be Bernard the bear"

bernard the bear by Haley_ April 2, 2014

Bernard's House 

The house located in the Northwest area of Tilted Towers near the Courtyard. Referred to as "Bernie's" on the weekends.

I'm getting horrible loot in Bernard's House, Bernard is being a real pube today.

Bernard's House by NotKye June 13, 2018