The Berger syndrome

Somebody infected with the Berger virus which makes you unable to stop talking about useless stuff

"When does he stop talking?"
"Didn't you know that he has the Berger syndrome?"

by bergerfan April 24, 2023

bimmel berger

When you don't know what is happening or what is going on, so bimmel berger can be used as a conversation filler, answering any question or just giving a response to someone.

How's everyone doing today?
-bimmel berger

Have you heard of this new ....... ?
-bimmel berger

by DragonLife September 12, 2023

anal-berger shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the ass, and 1 into the vagina. This is usually performed when she is laying on her stomach. This is the inverse of the common shocker. Only the kinkiest of slampigs will ask or allow for this to happen. Commonly described a number of ways, for example 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink. Attempting this move on a slampig not directly asking for it is reserved for those of the highest bro king status as this can very easily backfire and for those trying to degrade women as much as possible.

I went in for the shocker but the chick flipped over and begged for the anal-berger shocker.

My night got really weird when the slampig I was with asked me to give her the anal-berger shocker.

Friend 1: How did your night end up?

Friend 2: It was going well until I went for the anal-berger shocker and I got a hair iron thrown at me as I ran through the dorm naked holding my clothes over my crotch as everyone came out to view my shame.

by Jake Chillinhaal July 10, 2011

berger

An older man that trys to sleep with boys under the age of 15. These types of people were most likely raped as young children and are extremely homosexual.

That faggot over there is trying to run a berger

by wvboy September 18, 2006

Tom Bergeron

A 5-cup beer pong re-rack with three cups on one side and two on the other. It is also commonly referred to as a Zipper, Special Olympics, or 3-2 Offset, but these people are uncivilized heathens without any class. A real man calls for a Tom Bergeron.

"Hey let me get a Tom Bergeron"

"Gimme a good ol' Tommy B"

by treekin May 14, 2014

berber carpet

North african pussy. Uh...that's it. I need 20 letters, so this is just filler.

I love the smell of berber carpet in the morning. Smells like...action.

by My name July 18, 2006

Berger

When someone portrays themselves as especially grunge. High school try-hard girls that think smoking cigarettes, baggy clothes, and listening to 90’s punk is a personality.

Savannah is so berger all she posts on Instagram are dramatic selfies with unrelated captions

by Whichoneofyustookashet June 9, 2019