Benj

One of superior height to oneself, with a phallus of more than triple the length of your own.

Midget: Dude, that guy is a fucking Benj.

Gnome: Quit looking at his knob, you freak.

by Dave/Montague August 6, 2006

Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012

Benjoyl

the laziest man alive. period.

Rumors say that Benjoyl holds the world record for the laziest man alive but he was too lazy to go get the awards.

by Severus Zeng October 13, 2020

Bejonce

The name of an alcoholic beverage containing Vanilla Galliano and coke. A drink created by a bloke named John designed to make girls shake their booty on the D floor.

"Bartender, make me another Bejonce, i'm gonna get that girl so drunk she flosses her arse with a bath towel"

Fluff- "Hey baby can i buy you a drink?"
Turbo Slut- "Sure i'll have a Bejonce"

by Bejonce September 6, 2011

benconnor

Two Awsome people called ben and connor

A. Wow those two are Awsome, who are they?

B. they must be ben and Connor

Benconnor

by Bob12543 January 7, 2014

Banjo dick

A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.

On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.

by Nykimeow September 6, 2016

Benioff Weiss'd it

When something is going really well till the last minute, then you truly mess it up.

Like David Benioff and D. B. Weiss managed with the Game of Thrones series.

Person 1: "Hi man, it's been a while. how are you doing with your degree",

Person 2 "ahh I completely Benioff Weiss'd it"

by The real drogon May 21, 2019