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Beej

“Sweet beej” “Fat beej” or just “Beej” depending on the state of your penis, is a shortened word to describe a blowjob.
Way-eye man, takin’ ol Sherrie up the gaff so I did, after she finished her cherrie brandy she does gave me the phat beej, so she did- so she did.
by Old Rat May 1, 2021
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Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.
"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."
by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 25, 2021
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Beej Rogers

Coked up anime kingpin. Shows interest in creating fan fictions about his siblings and parents. Only one of his incredible kind.
I definitely just saw beej rogers walking down the street.. that thing deserves a salute.
by Klefman February 9, 2018
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beeje booje

Inuendo for the nickname of a lover or significant other.
I just finished taking my beeje booje to the movies, now were going out for dinner.
by Bsaga December 2, 2009
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Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob
I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.
by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012
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Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej
“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”
by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020
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beej

A word used for a bag of kush
Lets meet in town to get a beej
by samkushh February 4, 2019
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