cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.

"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."

by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008

beat them cheeks

1. Any kind of rear entry sex wherein the man slams into the woman's ass.

2. To have doggystyle sex (can be either vaginal or anal).

3. Simply fucking her from behind.

Dude 1: Man, look at that ass!
Dude 2: Yeah, I just want to spin her around and beat them cheeks.

by jacky_boy September 15, 2009

Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.

Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.

by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022

you beat me to it

This idiom means, I was going to say/do the same thing and you did it before I could.

a: Shall we do something tonight
b: You beat me to it. Shall we go to Joe's?

by firestart November 26, 2013

beat her walls loose

A guy is having rough sex with a girl so much that her vagina isn't tight anymore.

"Dude I beat her walls loose, she isn't the same anymore."

by Brown Eyed Girl13 June 11, 2017

Nigger Beater

A policeman's baton.

The suspect looked like he was going to make a break for it, so the policeman had to break out the nigger beater.

by Maldoven July 26, 2004