beanis

A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.

"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."

by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018

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Benita

A 'Benita' is a person that is one-of-a-kind. A 'Benita' is extremely tall, extremely Italian, and EXTREMELY ashby. A 'Benita' is one of those kinds of people that everyone loves, because it is extremely hard to hate this kind of person. This type of person has a knack for making others laugh, loves music, and dreams big. It would be a shame for people to not know and love a 'Benita'.

Dude, that Benita over there is playing ninja and winning. She's made of awesome.

by The Nun That Swears A Lot November 29, 2011

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Beanstalker

A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.

Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.

by Jiffypop83 May 4, 2010

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Beanis

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."

by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011

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emo beanie

A beanie for emo's. Bangs are swept casually to the left and peak out from under the beanie. The key is to let one, and only one eye show from beneath the hair/beanie combination.

Hey Marven, how can you walk with that emo beanie pushing all the bangs even farther into your face?

by adenine love July 3, 2006

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