1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.

2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.
1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."

1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."

2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."
by euromuzikfreak July 2, 2006
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When you call someone a bitch, but have Tourette’s, so you already say bitch more than 10 times every *bitch* second
Your *bitch* a beach *nigger* sorry I have Tourette’s
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 5, 2023
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Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).
Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?
by Greg&Cory December 22, 2004
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"beach" a word fobs try saying but end up saying "bitch"
mom:HEY! guess what?
co-worker:What?
mom: I live near the beach!
co-worker:ohh uhh yeah me too!
mom: its nice to live near a beach because its fun to swim in!
co-worker: what the hell?
mom:uhh...would you like to live near a beach?
co-worker: HELLLLL NAWWW!!!
mom:WELL YOU GO TO HELL!!
by nerak audab July 24, 2006
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A grassy location at the University of Pittsburgh containing many scantily clothed women/men. Usually it used in referance to Schendly Plaza but may also refer to the lawn of the Soilders and Sailors Memorial.
"Lets go to the beach and check out the scenary."

"The beach has a great view of the ocean"
by cdsaylor September 10, 2008
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When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.
Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!
by talia06 May 6, 2006
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I blunt of weed
Hey man I could really go for a beach right now....
by MorgyMorg October 25, 2008
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