A long-gone but once powerful family in Hungary. The height of the Báthory clan was in the 1500s and 1600s. Thought to be closely inbred, as most royalty and nobility in those days, brighter family members like King Stephan Báthory of Poland were eclipsed by more brutal members. Devil worshippers, perverts, sadists, witches, and mentally unstable characters.
Countess Elizabeth (Erzébet) Báthory (1560-1614) was the worst of them. Mentally ill, promiscuous, vain, narcissistic and highly sadistic, Elizabeth was the inspirationn behind Count Dracula.
Elizabeth enjoyed torturing servants, especially if they were young women and attractive. As she grew older, she feared losing her youth and her so-called "beauty"... according to folklore a servant girl accidently pulled her hair while styling it and Elizabeth struck the girl across the face so hard that she drew blood, which got onto her hands. When she'd washed the blood off, in her twisted mind, she thought that her skin had regained its freshness and youthful suppleness where the blood had splashed. And the rest is history.
Scores of peasant girls, and later, noble girls of lower rank than the countess, were mercilessly tortured, ranging from weeks to months, and killed in the most painful and frightening ways. Elizabeth never missed out on the torure and death of her victims, delighting in soaking up their blood. Killing girls of nobility began her downfall. She was never charged, sadly, and was walled up inside her small room in 1611, where she died in 1614. Sufficient punishment? I think not. Her accomplices, however, were punished as badly as the maidens that they tortured.
Countess Elizabeth (Erzébet) Báthory (1560-1614) was the worst of them. Mentally ill, promiscuous, vain, narcissistic and highly sadistic, Elizabeth was the inspirationn behind Count Dracula.
Elizabeth enjoyed torturing servants, especially if they were young women and attractive. As she grew older, she feared losing her youth and her so-called "beauty"... according to folklore a servant girl accidently pulled her hair while styling it and Elizabeth struck the girl across the face so hard that she drew blood, which got onto her hands. When she'd washed the blood off, in her twisted mind, she thought that her skin had regained its freshness and youthful suppleness where the blood had splashed. And the rest is history.
Scores of peasant girls, and later, noble girls of lower rank than the countess, were mercilessly tortured, ranging from weeks to months, and killed in the most painful and frightening ways. Elizabeth never missed out on the torure and death of her victims, delighting in soaking up their blood. Killing girls of nobility began her downfall. She was never charged, sadly, and was walled up inside her small room in 1611, where she died in 1614. Sufficient punishment? I think not. Her accomplices, however, were punished as badly as the maidens that they tortured.
"...a twelve year old girl named Pola somehow managed to escape from the castle. But Dorottya Szentes (Elizabeth's friend and alleged witch) aided by Ilona Jó (Elizabeth's nurse maid and governess from her childhood), caught the frightened girl by surprise and brought her forcibly back to Castle Csejthe. Clad only in a long white robe, Countess Erzsébet greeted the girl upon her return. The countess was in another of her rages. She advanced on the twelve-year-old child and forced her into a kind of cage. This particular cage was built like a huge bell, too narrow to sit in, too low to stand in. Once the girl was inside, the cage was suddenly hauled up by a pulley, and dozens of short spikes jutted into the cage. Pola tried to avoid being caught on the spikes, but Gyorgy Thurzo maneuvered the ropes so that the cage shifted from side to side. Pola's flesh was torn to pieces..."
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1. lowest-ranking homosexual male: the lowest of the three classes of gay men when it comes to looks, attitude, intelligence, likeability, and popularity; as opposed to the highest-rank called bading (from the Filipino phrase "bakla na may dating" meaning a gay man with appeal) and the middle-rank called bakla (the Filipino word for gay man).
2. ugly person: a person who feels like he is the most beautiful person in the world, but, in fact, is in the top 0.01% of the most ridiculous-looking creature on the planet
3. unloved person: a person who is not loved by anyone except by himself. He usually thinks he is in a relationship with someone, but in reality, the person he adores is disgusted by the mere thought of being loved by such a horrible person.
4. insulting person: a person who insults others as if he is perfect, but actually is the most imperfect person (if people are even kind enough to think that he is a human being) on the planet
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature from the Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
noun
1. lowest-ranking homosexual male: the lowest of the three classes of gay men when it comes to looks, attitude, intelligence, likeability, and popularity; as opposed to the highest-rank called bading (from the Filipino phrase "bakla na may dating" meaning a gay man with appeal) and the middle-rank called bakla (the Filipino word for gay man).
2. ugly person: a person who feels like he is the most beautiful person in the world, but, in fact, is in the top 0.01% of the most ridiculous-looking creature on the planet
3. unloved person: a person who is not loved by anyone except by himself. He usually thinks he is in a relationship with someone, but in reality, the person he adores is disgusted by the mere thought of being loved by such a horrible person.
4. insulting person: a person who insults others as if he is perfect, but actually is the most imperfect person (if people are even kind enough to think that he is a human being) on the planet
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature from the Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
(Setting: Today is the deadline for submission of assignments. There are no classes today so the math professor requires the students to submit their work by inserting it under the door of their professor's room. Two friends see from afar someone, a classmate, trying to slide a spoon under their professor's door to steal his classmates' works.)
A: He's stealing our work!
B: Oh shit! Do you know him?
A: Not really. But as far as I remember, I was assigned to check his assignment once and his answers are much worse than any sophomore math student could ever commit. My god... I can't believe someone could go that low, stealing other people's work. What an abysmal creature! Revolting! And he has the guts to call me a user when I asked one of our classmates how to solve some of the questions in our assignment! The nerves! By the way, have you seen his boyfriend?
B: Yeah. He's the missing link to humans and other primates. He seriously looks like a monkey from the zoo. And I don't like him either. His attitude stinks. He's always competitive and always annoying. I now think his boyfriend doesn't love him. His boyfriend is just using him. Since no one loves them both, they only have each other. No choice. I guess it's a match made in hell. They're a perfect match, aren't they? They are both bakoys!
A: Bloody bakoys.
A: He's stealing our work!
B: Oh shit! Do you know him?
A: Not really. But as far as I remember, I was assigned to check his assignment once and his answers are much worse than any sophomore math student could ever commit. My god... I can't believe someone could go that low, stealing other people's work. What an abysmal creature! Revolting! And he has the guts to call me a user when I asked one of our classmates how to solve some of the questions in our assignment! The nerves! By the way, have you seen his boyfriend?
B: Yeah. He's the missing link to humans and other primates. He seriously looks like a monkey from the zoo. And I don't like him either. His attitude stinks. He's always competitive and always annoying. I now think his boyfriend doesn't love him. His boyfriend is just using him. Since no one loves them both, they only have each other. No choice. I guess it's a match made in hell. They're a perfect match, aren't they? They are both bakoys!
A: Bloody bakoys.
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Notably, one pensioner member has an obsession with high-heels, is constantly trying to be funny, and thinks they are better than everyone else by telling tales of how they used to be a moderator and pointing out grammar.
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A once thriving forum, the moderators (who were the once brilliant) gave up on it , and the site is mainly populated by no more than five people. No longer used for matched betting discussions, these five people use the forum instead as a nanna's meeting point.
Notably, one pensioner member has an obsession with high-heels, is constantly trying to be funny, and thinks they are better than everyone else by telling tales of how they used to be a moderator and pointing out grammar.
Another pensioner member uses the forum to talk about her abusive ex-boyfriend.
Another pensioner member constantly bangs on about being a retired police officer, with a useless son, and a fetish for golf clubs.
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Pensioner 2: 'OMG !!1 CONGRATULATIONS!!1 The drinks on you tonite then?'
Pensioner 3: 'Talking of drinks, went to play golf today, and I was thirsty. Did I tell you about my son?'
Pensioner 4: 'I'd prefer it if you would talk about your sun. Tell us about that celestial aortic pump of the solar system. Whisper it softly.'
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