Bailey

The most wonderful and lovely girl you will ever meet, she will be there for you and love you. After seeing her and spending time with her you will feel like the happiest man on Earth. She will not forget you every and will always include you, she never talks bad about you, shes pretty, fascinating, shes a keeper, and a seeker

Friend Says "Hey man why are you so happy?" I answer "Because I was spending time with Bailey!"

by Rhendricks.367 May 25, 2015

bailes

Metric unit of weight for objects that are black. Instead of using the previously known unit ton, bailes can be used in place to describe unnaturally large objects.

Ethan: "Oh dang, did you just see that UPS truck?"
Joe: "Yeah, black as night and it must have weighed over three bailes."

by motown master February 18, 2010

Bailey

A guy who is handsome, usually with beautiful brown eyes, olive complexion, perfect physique, very intelligent with a high IQ, great sense of humor, quiet the smart aleck at times but yet has a lovable side. If you ever meet a guy name Bailey, consider yourself one lucky person.

Did you meet the new guy Bailey, he is a hottie.

by Itsallaboutyou March 13, 2019

baleet

To delete/ignore annoying people in an online chat...especially in the Kingdom of Loathing (www.kingdomofloathing.com)

That Janitor is such an idiot I'm glad I baleeted him

by Janitor January 5, 2005

Bale-a-thon

To go on a Bale rampage.

Bale being defined as an act of extreme aggression.

Named after actor Christian Bale.

"After forgetting to put the milk away this morning my roommate went on a huge Bale-a-thon , he was baleing on everyone he met"

by klimarac February 6, 2009

bailey love

The meth smoking, porn queen, boss bitch of the world. A mind reading gypsy. A unicorn. A 1%’er. Will suck your dick, change the oil in your car, then make you dinner. Born with fire in her eyes on Valentines Day. Chronically late to everything. Even more beautiful in person. Intriguing.

Guy 1: have you seen bailey love’s new video on Pornhub?

Guy 2: I seen it last week when it came out on her website first!

by WinterGrey420 January 6, 2020

Mountain Bailey's

Mountain Bailey's is the combination of Bailey's Irish Cream and Mountain Dew. This is a drink only to be consumed by the stupid, because it tastes absolutely terrible.

Dude 1: We should try a Green Lantern.

Dude 2: Hell yeah, we should.

Dude 1: I'll see if we have some whiskey.
Nope, but I have some Bailey's.

Dude 2: Ok, why the fuck not.
Oh my god, this is fucking terrible.

Dude 1: Let me try!
Fuck that's nasty.

Dude 2: Mountain Bailey's, mmm chunky.

by Oooooold Greeeeeeegg September 8, 2011