Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

barnyard

The act of forcing assorted random livestock, especially sheep, to stand motionlessly at the fence with their hooves held high

I'm gonna barnyard them before I head off to church.

by father guido June 7, 2017

Barnyard vibes

a set up. sting operation. sketchy.

damn i thought she loved me but she fucked my friends. "i told you this had barnyard vibes"

by hexag0nsun February 3, 2020

Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.

Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

og barnyard

A girl named amber Frazier that rides around in a white suv giving away pussy.

Look over there that looks like an og barnyard coming down the road.

by BigBankHank1981 May 13, 2022

Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.

That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!

by Westhebartender March 15, 2024