Karmageddon

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.

Looks like karmageddon's coming again!

by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

Karmageddon

Is where people of the Karma Army (Join Me - A collective based around doing Random Acts Of Kindness) meet once a year usually in London to celebrate and help spread the word though present giving. The leader Danny Wallace (Created it but was then later voted leader democratically) gives speaches and awards. For Imformation go to www.join-me.co.uk or buy the Book Join Me by Danny Wallace

The latest meeting was at the bottom of Oxford Street on December 6th 2003.

by Thomas Grimwood December 12, 2003

armageddon

when the world end, there has to be a threesome between Bryan, Andrew, and Marissa. crossing swords optional

>Andrew< ARMAGEDDON!!!, so madwolf, we gonna do marissa together??
>Madwolf< noooo......

by thekillaboy July 7, 2010

Armageddon

short hand for "im a geddin outta here!"

"im a geddin outta here!"

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Carmageddon

A really fun game off of 2flashgames where the goal is to hit as many pedestrians as possible in 90 seconds. The people who run in the streets that you are to hit are children and old women on walkers. You also play as two different cars...a convertible with four chicks, or a police car.

Carmageddon is hilarious.

by Zeeky H. Bomb April 1, 2005

Armageddon Box

Any box or tote containing various random objects, trinkets or keepsakes (from tape measures to toiletries) one would wish to have handy in case of emergency. Typically stashed in an inconspicuous place in a bedroom.

Kid playing video game addressing mother...
Child: OMG Mom my batteries died, Get me summore!
Mother: Where are they dear?
Child: OMG Mom, they're in the armageddon box in my closet floor!

Samuel L. Jackson to his wife:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARMAGEDDON BOX UNDERNEATH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BED! BITCH STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS!

by bdottedrix June 18, 2010

Karmageddon

The end of the world caused by an individuals bad actions (or karma) but can be held back by the same or another individual good actions (or positive karma).

The better the action the more time it preserves the world. The worse the action is how the world ends, it may vary from raining cows, all the planets go into the sun or a zombie apocalypse.

"Did you just get a 12 year old girl pregnant? It's going to be Karmageddon for us all tonight then."

"Did you just save that old woman from drowning in her toilet? Karmageddon won't hit for a while! You are PFM"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014