barlet

a person who makes you the happiest person alive, and makes you question all your ideology’s, sexuality’s, and overall your entire future.

Charlotte is the only barlet for me.

by drunkmajor September 23, 2020

No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred is a term used when talking about sex where the woman will accept the mans penis in all the popular places: Mouth oral sex; Pussy vaginal sex; Ass anal sex

A website for consenting adults looking "no holes barred" NHB sex. www.noholesbarred.co

High honey, I heard you will take it in anywhere - no holes barred. Can I have sex with you please!

by Uncle Alfred January 12, 2017

barley pop

quite simply: A Beer

Would you care for a refrershing Barley Pop?

by grizz0844 September 30, 2006

Barred up

Having taken one or more xanax bar(s), causing a drug fluid conniption. Usually turning the user into a zombie.

Ronny was barred up and dead-eyed.

by Mr. Piff November 8, 2017

barkled

covered in grime , grease, muck or dust .

I've just been fixin' t'bike and now I'm barkled up .

by Ivor Rayt Biggun September 10, 2007

Brown-Balled

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

by wooob July 6, 2008