a lad who knows what pussy tastes like
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.
bard- "hey boys, does someone here who knows what pussy tastes like?"
any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"
any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"
by hesten445 May 31, 2022
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Person 1: "Man, that chick is so hot!"
Person 2: "For real!"
Person 1: "For real? Don't you mean bard?"
Person 2: "For real!"
Person 1: "For real? Don't you mean bard?"
by carolmoriarty April 1, 2023
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Get the Bard mug.A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.
Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!
by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018
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