Bard

When someone confidently makes a statement that later turns out to be completely false and ultimately ends in that person losing a large sum of money or reputation.

Did you hear Google have been telling bards again.. cost them $100m

by Gringo87 February 15, 2023

Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.

Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.

by Marv from ki February 23, 2023

shitting and barding

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.

"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."

by HyperColossus November 27, 2021

Doing a Bard

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.

"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"

by Copperfield February 17, 2009

Barding

When you (or someone else) plays music through their microphone on the voice chat during an online game. Usually done to either entertain the team or inspire the team.

my game of R6 was going shit till this guy started barding

by eckzie July 4, 2019

VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you

Venti the bard is HOT

by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022

Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.

Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018