Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.
by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012
Get the Captain Bantsmug. 
Someone who does not partake in banter; someone who is no fun, preferring to stay in/work rather than going out with mates
Guy 1: "Mate you comin' out tonight?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I have work to do..."
Guy 1: "Your'e a No bant!"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I have work to do..."
Guy 1: "Your'e a No bant!"
by ssssd45 December 9, 2010
Get the No Bantmug. by FreddieT March 27, 2016
Get the yarny bantmug. Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.
Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag
Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.
ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*
You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.
If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag
Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.
ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*
You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.
If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.
He has good good bants to be fair.
He has good good bants to be fair.
by ColdGlassOfOrangeBantaPlease July 26, 2018
Get the Bantsmug. by Mckinlee and Madelyn January 9, 2025
Get the Bantingmug. "I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"
by royston14 June 10, 2012
Get the Baler Bantsmug.