Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 04, 2010

yarny bant

Generally shit bant. Meant to be offensive but failing miserably.

"That was Yarny bant"

by FreddieT December 17, 2015

bit of bants

Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.

-What if your plane crash landed in Syria?
-Be a bit of bants, wouldn't it.

by JR THE BEAST March 04, 2016

Banted

Being absolutely roasted in a rap battle.

Johnny got banted so hard he peed his pants.

by Triniux March 23, 2023

Cachau bant

the welsh or cymraeg for fuck off. Literally “shit away”

“Cachau bant!”

by eeee4444 December 02, 2022

Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 March 04, 2012

bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.

Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.

by rubikscubeguy March 08, 2019