Wii Fit Balance Board 

an item used on the wii fit game that has probably a foot fetish

Wii Fit Balance Board x Dan Schneider fanfic.

Wii Fit Balance Board by nike kicks March 24, 2022

Screen-life balance 

The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.

I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.

Screen-life balance by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

Kato Balance Paradox 

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.

Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.

Kato Balance Paradox by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019

A fine balance 

The most fucking depressing book ever. About a whole lot of folks in India who come together and struggle with the everyday reality of balancing hope and despair. Then they all die, or get castrated, or lose their legs, or commit suicide, or some other awful shit. Also full of really weird sexual stuff. Greta book though. Really.

Person 1: Dude I just read A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry. I cried my eyes out at the end dude. So touching.

Person 2: WTF is A Fine Balance?

A fine balance by CinemaSlicka November 22, 2011

Jew Balance 

A play on the New Balance shoe brand, poking fun at the fact that so many Jewish people wear them.

Did you see Hymie run by in his Jew Balances?

Jew Balance by Joey the Clown July 30, 2007

Counter Balance 

When your walking and somebody pushes you off balence, and you recover by spinning(at least once) to regain your balence in a show off-y way

Bob: Yo the jerk Darnell tried to push me into the lockers again.
John:Really what did you do.
Bob: I counter balanced it and showed him up.

John: Sweet!

Counter Balance by SUIXIS December 8, 2009

perfect balance 

Perfectly balanced both sides of all aspects of life. In Internet it is mostly used to describe when the number of likes and dislikes on any content are equal.

"Perfect balance, as all things should be." - Thanos

perfect balance by Frenrix December 7, 2020