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badonk-a-dink

Yes, there is a badonk-a-donk, someone's large ass. But a badonk-a-dink is something special. That girl walking down the street with one huge ass cheek and one that is normal sized. Therefore, instead of a badonk-a-donk.. the half huge ass chick has a badonk-a-DINK!
WEEZY: Damn, do you see that girl's badonk-a-donk?!

CEE-LO: No, come look at it from this angle, that thang is definitely a badonk-a-dink... juicy on one side, toned on the other. Pleases all tastes.
by aptH June 12, 2011
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Badoink

A euphemism for the act of thrusting during sex...
I could really do with a good Badoinking right now.

I Badoinked her really good last night.
by tj289 May 23, 2014
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Baboon Breakfast

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!
by 3008 June 16, 2011
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badonkaholic

One who is addicted to large lady asses
I never considered myself an ass-man; but Brian's sis is making me consider going to a badonkaholics anonomus meeting
by Konreezy March 25, 2008
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badonkadonk

Premium fine-ass booty
I gots to tap dat badonkadonk last night.
by SweetassTiffany May 24, 2003
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badmon

The jamacian term for 'Bad Person'
"He's really a badmon" *Jamacian guy slaps his face*
by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014
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Baboon Ass

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...
OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"
by chicagogofan February 22, 2010
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