Bacon

Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.

Did you like the bacon?

by G-Stripe September 17, 2016

Bacon

pig fat. plain and simple, pig fat smothered in grease.

Dude, your kitchen smells like bacon.

My redneck neighbor was just cooking breakfast...

by Uberface January 12, 2011

Bacon

Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.

I am a bacon.

by Joe June 25, 2004

Bacon

Sweet goodness, God has bacon for breakfast. He sits on a throne of bacon.

Mark Ch3 Vs4: Thee bacon fell from the sky, causing everyone to have a massive bacon party.

by Jimbobbybob May 28, 2012

Bacon

A nice piece of ass. salty tasting pussy

She looks like some bacon waxing material

by Al Bone Ya October 13, 2008

Bacon

Someone who gives another person attitude.

An agitated disturbance.

To bring drama

Don't come into my house with bacon all up in yo face.

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How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.

by The Chow Man October 21, 2004

Bacon

A word for someone who is too stoned and does stupid things because of it. (BAKIN' as in being baked)
OR
a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.

"wow crystal, you just burnt your own face with a joint. You're a bacon."

or

" I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "

by crystalbeans June 21, 2009