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business district

n.: (American slang) the genital area; can be used for both males and females.
"I have a date with Mr. Wonderful tonight, and should therefore shave my business district."
by Emmy Foofoo May 3, 2008
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business smile

The fake smile put on at work when you're pretending to be happy.
The business smiling manager loves it when an employee does the business smile.
by tslb April 14, 2016
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Business Time

The time when one has the perfect conditions to make love with another, its Wednesday, there's nothing good on t.v. your girl is not too tired from her after work netball practice
Girl, "I think I'll go to bed, I've got work in the morning."
Guy, "I know what you're trying to say, you're trying to say ooh yeah... Its Business Time."
by j to the kizzob October 11, 2008
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business shower

An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.
"Oh shit, my alarm didnt go off"
"Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes"
"We'll just have to shower together"
"Hey man, thats gross"
"Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower"
"Aight dog"
by LEVIATHAN1000 July 23, 2009
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Business Tattoo

Tattoos an individual has that are hidden from plain sight. They are normally located on the chest, stomach, and back. This way, a person can look professional while still enjoying their tattoos.
Kevin Durant has a clean image because of his business tattoos that are covered when he plays basketball.
by ZXJ6 September 8, 2011
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Business seconds

A expedited good, service, or occurrence that is delivered or takes place so fast it is measured in seconds, not days.
"Shawty said she didn't have condoms but she was on the pill. He busted in that 😺, 3 business seconds later homie was wearing Burberry sitting at a baby shower."
by Pneumonia Ceilings December 31, 2021
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business major

A member of a degenerate subspecies of humans (Latin name homo sapiens nequequam) that bears a marked visual similarity to ordinary homo sapiens. The homo sapiens nequequam can be distinguished by the following behaviors:

* Whining at the end of the semester to their professors to give them a higher letter grade in a class they failed even though they don't understand the material because "they'll never need to know it anyway."
* Exhibiting a complete lack of creative, artistic, scientific, or mathematical capacity, as well as any desire to exert themselves intellectually.
* Having no long term goals in life other than spawning more ignorant brats, playing golf, watching football, and making lots of money, and generally succeeding at all but the last.
* Prioritizing their school life as follows:
1. Getting Drunk
2. Fucking
3. Making Money
4. Staying Skinny/Buff
5. Spending Daddy's money
6. Driving Daddy's car
7. Studying
* Insisting that their major really is as hard as all the others, thereby exhibiting a lack of appreciation for true academic progress reminiscent of a denizen of Plato's cave.
* Voting Republican.
HS guidance counsellor: So, what do you want to study in college?

Moron: I dunno.

Counsellor: Well, what are you interested in doing with your life?

Moron: Banging hot chicks and raking in the cash.

Consellor: How do you plan to achieve that?

Moron: Ima be a CEO.

Consellor: ...

Moron: Yeh dad sez I can be a business major just like him and then Ill have it made.

Consellor: *facepalm*
by mathnazi May 12, 2010
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