blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

bearpawed

Deliberately hitting someone, often with excessive flait and arm motions. Closely related to bitch slapping.

I totally bearpawed your mom last night.

by m33p June 29, 2006

Barp

The accute sound of the mixture of thunder and a burp

'aye yall her dat'
'nah son just a barp. me and mother nature insynce'
'damn mother nature, you scarry'

by dA RiPpA September 3, 2012

blarp

The sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk.

I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.

by Robertismyname January 10, 2013

blarp

The differnece between soysauce, and the sauce that has yet to be soyed.

Does this sauce contain blarp?

by Emily Dawson November 22, 2003

blarple

a blarple is: cunt

what the fuck is a blarple

by zennxk April 23, 2018

Bnar

Broke niggas actin rich, When a really broke nigga starts flexing with him fake money and jewelry just to look cool

Cody’s a Bnar

by Tomsgonnafuckyourmoms February 16, 2019