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Blanket Party 

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.
After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.
Blanket Party by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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Blanket Squad 

The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.
"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"
Blanket Squad by MMZMTS April 12, 2016

Blanket of Horribleness 

The lens with which we look back on a relationship after it ends, abandoning all decent or positive memories and turning it into a failure.
"Your relationships were not all bad because they ended. You are just covering them with the blanket of horribleness."

Blanket Ehree 

-Noun

1. A restless mystical creature that hops around with random facial expressions, part man part rabbit part blanket. But if you get too close and say "what is it?" it will say with a retarded expression "ahy een kno!"

2. A creature that sleeps fully spread open with limbs pointing in different directions.

- Verb

1. To hop, eat, look around with random facial expressions, and lick your paws to wet your hair/ear

2. To hog all the blanket
You're being such a blanket ehree

Stop ehreeing

You're the original blanket ehree
Blanket Ehree by Pruuneday May 16, 2011

Blanket Bash 

Putting a blanket over the victim and proceed to bash them
Kaitlin: "I'm going to beat you at Mario Kart"

Keira: "If you beat me buddy, I'm going to blanket bash you"
Blanket Bash by Dancing Dwight June 14, 2011

Blanket Season 

Noun

The time of year, particularly between the late winter and early spring, where temperatures become so cold that students will often bring blankets to school (usually in high school) in an effort to combat the harsh conditions.
Florida's Blanket Season is between mid march to mid February because around that time, many high school students will bring their favorite blankets and even huddle together to prevent shivering .

All my friends are wearing blankets around school; it must be Blanket Season.

blanket slap 

When one person does something wrong but you have to smack everyone in the group to ensure no one else does the same thing.
Person 1: He wasn't complaining about me, was he?
Person 2: No, it was someone else but I had to blanket slap all of you anyway.
blanket slap by VidkidVidkid May 18, 2017