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Blowholeing

When accidentally try to reverse clear a bong and the water shoots out the stem.
Damn, this nigga over here blowholeing his shit again!
by Dontknowitall May 30, 2019
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Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example
Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
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FartFalungus In The Blowhole

When you pull something out of your bum. A reverse queef.
Hypothetically Collin kept experiencing “FartFalungus in the blowhole”. (reverse queefs)when Michael Che kept putting things up his bum. Collin “Ah Shit! Another Fart Falungus In The Blowwhole”.
Ewwww
by BamfBabyGuns November 20, 2021
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Columbian Blowhole

When you finish in a girls mouth and then she spits your load back in your face, like a whales blowhole.
I met this freaky columbian bird at the pub last night, and when I took her home she performed the columbian blowhole on me! It was sensational
by yxngscrappy September 12, 2025
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Blowhole

When you cum your girls mouth and she sneezes the cum all over your stromach.
I was having fun with my girl last night, but she blowholed all over me!
by CrimsonStarfish October 29, 2025
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