The Btown Blowhole

The Btown Blowhole is when you’re playing ping pong with a sexual partner and your paddle is essentially your asshole. You catch the ball in your asshole and poof it out like a whales blowhole and continue playing.

“Yo you tryna do the Btown Blowhole” “Yeah man let me get out my paddle ;)”

by TheBtownBlowholeMaker April 7, 2021

FartFalungus In The Blowhole

When you pull something out of your bum. A reverse queef.

Hypothetically Collin kept experiencing “FartFalungus in the blowhole”. (reverse queefs)when Michael Che kept putting things up his bum. Collin “Ah Shit! Another Fart Falungus In The Blowwhole”.
Ewwww

by BamfBabyGuns November 20, 2021

Typhlia of the blowhole

An unspecified ailment that can be caught from unsanitary conditions

Don't pick up that dirty frisbee you found in the mud. You'll catch typhlia of the blowhole.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2022

Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example

Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...

by Vurrath February 22, 2025

Bamboozled by her blow hole

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.

I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave

by Travis and mark November 27, 2018

Alaskan Blow Hole

The act of performing the 'motor boat' on a womans vagina.

dude i totally gave her the alaskan blow hole last night

you old sailor you!!

by Corkscrewy August 19, 2008

bloghole

Someone that talks, tweets, and acts poorly in a blog. A bloghole follows another blog just to get a "follow back;" then unfollows immediately after the pay out (happens often on Twitter). A bloghole blogs with the intention of becoming popular or "making it big" (do we know anyone that has happened to?). A bloghole comments just to get you to follow them.

"You just blog about your tawdry affairs to get attention ... you are such a bloghole!"

"'Great post. Follow me back @.....' - said by every bloghole known to mankind."

by hchristenas September 11, 2012