bloohurst

to be absolutely wasted. sloppy drunk.

Last night was wild. Everyone was bloohurst

by Tad Clapmore October 14, 2010

bloft

A term invented by a landlord in a feeble attempt to market their basement apartment at a higher rate than its actual value. Usually the first red flag that you are about to be swindled.

"Luxurious one bedroom downtown bloft (lofty basement apartment)."

by bloftisnotarealword August 3, 2013

Bloft

Verb - To fabricate the illusion that what you are selling is much better than it really is.

Dude, did you see the way he was blofting that shitty basement apartment to seem like a fashionable loft?

by PrimevilKneivel August 3, 2013

Brazilian Blowhole

The practice of putting a small of cocaine on a butthole, and farting it into a partners nostrils.

"I totally gave your sister a Brazilian Blowhole last night.. She said it smelled like shitty coke."

by Captain Dipshit 2 October 20, 2012

Snip that blowhole

An enthusiastic exclamation regarding upcoming revelries. Possibly derived from the popular Brooklyn haircut ‘The Free Willy’ or a random emoji combination (e.g. 🐋✂️)

Friend 1: “I can’t wait to party with you on those beaches in Puerto Rico!”

Friend 2: “Got to snip that blowhole!”

by Mrinky February 1, 2022

bloth

Blood. Bloodhound says it from Apex Legends, it means blood. Comes from an Icelandic accent.

I bathe in the bloth!

by Releasemysack March 29, 2021

blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004