Goth Blocked

When seeing a group of one or more goth people prevents you from carrying out your intended activity. Somehow seeing these black clad punks (who usually turn out to be pretty nice people) is enough to deter you from your intended path or destination and so you wander elsewhere to avoid feeling awkward because you are too scared to walk past them, thinking that they might attack you with their shiny pants and throw tubes of black eyeliner at you.

DISCLAIMER: I did not make up "goth blocked" I saw it on a youtube video and thought it would be a worthy addition to Urban Dictionary. Don't sue me!!!! All originality of this phrase I credit to TheRealParis (youtube name). Don't hate me Paris. <3

Dude, I was running a slew of errands and I was going to walk into Target but there were these Goths hanging out right in the entrance so I didn't go in.

I've been Goth Blocked.

Goth Blocked by colour January 28, 2010

cock blocked by oprah 

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

cock blocked by oprah by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

shit blocked 

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

shit blocked by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

Cloth blocked 

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

Cloth blocked by k3fernan May 31, 2010

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

Bean Blocked by dominickers October 7, 2011

Hyperlink Blocked 

This appears usually when a website blocks hyperlinks. Spamton from DELTARUNE, CHAPTER 2 says this often.

AND I HAVE JUST, THE THING, YOU NEED. THAT'S Hyperlink [Blocked].

Hyperlink Blocked by fsdsdsffs April 19, 2022

Taco Blocked 

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.

Taco Blocked by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008