Blind Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.

Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.

by TheArtOfTheDeal January 21, 2017

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Blind sausage whiff

A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test

My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff

by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022

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blind loyalty

Blind loyalty involves being loyal to a person or cause despite the damage the person or cause does to himself or herself or others. Excusing bad behaviour in the name of protecting allegiance to another seems honourable at first, but is ultimately dangerous as silence is a form of collusion. Many people feel torn between retaining loyalty to a cause or group and risking rejection or ostracisim or personal attack by outing misconduct. Blind loyalty involves a form of cognitive dissonance where a person sees evidence of a problem or bad behaviour and then turns a blind eye to the truth in favour of keeping a positive image of the person or cause. Knowing in your gut that something is wrong, and yet acting as if everything is fine. The classic example is a battered woman who protects her partner when police arrive in answer to a domestic violence call. Think of priests covering for sexual abuse among their colleagues, mothers denying incest in favour of protecting their husbands, and teachers turning a blind eye to abusive conduct by their peers to comprehend that "Loyalty is only a virtue if the person or cause is good".

"You guys are insane. Working like dogs and retaining blind loyalty to some jerk of a boss who doesn't give a toss about you."

by chris60 September 21, 2013

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blind.see

blind.see is an underrated artist. he made the song “Rockstar Shit” which blew up on TikTok. Many celebrities have danced to it on the app.

B: “Yo did you hear blind.see’s new song?!”
K: “Yeah that shit was fire!!!”

by itscooliguess May 28, 2020

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Blind Guardian

Cool Power Metal band. Probably one of the most talented in musicianship and songwriting, up there with Helloween. Not so great but still excellent power metal bands are Iced Earth, Manowar, Rhapsody. Power Metal bands usually write songs which are Fantasy,Folk Lore, and Historic Based songs.

Dude, Blind Guardian played at the Amphitheater, and it PWNT! Were you there?

OMFG MY LIFE IS T3H 0V3R I missed BG!!!!!!!!!

by Nilknarf May 13, 2005

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