Blarg

The sound a Zombie Punguin makes when it has located its prey.

NOOOOOOO, THE ZOMBIE PENGUINS HAVE INVADED!! THE END OF DAYS HAS COME!!! SOON THERE HORRIBLE BLARG SHALL BE HEARD ALL THROUGH OUT THE WORLD!

by Reveran132 April 22, 2011

blarg

A term used to generalize the concept of one persons aggravation towards another person. Similar to 'complaining', yet more enthusiastic. Can also be used as a noise to convey the first persons aggravation towards the second person, sort of used as an example to show just how angry the person was.

"Man I hate it when my mom keeps blargin' at me like that."
"BLARRGG, James! Stop being such a homo!"

by Adam Urbas September 25, 2007

Blarg

1. A sigh of angst/depression, at times used to express boredom.
2. Can be interpreted online as a "splooge" by a unique blonde named lauren.

1. Blarg, it's done nothing but rain the past week. This sucks.

by Nick W. August 7, 2003

Blarg

Blarg is the action of crawling inside a small hole, typically being a vagina opening, and peeing until you cum all over the woman's intestines.

>Reece performs unbirth
>crawls inside vagina opening
>pees
>blarg

by iPeeBlocks October 28, 2014

blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

by eric February 14, 2005

blarg

1. To be abnormally weird

2. To be involved in a larger-than-life coincidence

There is a dead squirrel in that tree. How blarg!

by breel January 18, 2009

blarg

The term blarg means when a friend bends over and releases some gas in return makes the ass flaps beat together rapidly

My friend just blarged, ahh shit man wipe your ass

by Dan/Mark March 1, 2005