2 definitions by iPeeBlocks
Blarg is the action of crawling inside a small hole, typically being a vagina opening, and peeing until you cum all over the woman's intestines.
by iPeeBlocks October 29, 2014
A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.
Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*
by iPeeBlocks October 29, 2014