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bowling grip

When a man fucks a woman doggy style with his thumb inserted in her rectum.
"That chick was so slick I had to keep her in place with a bowling grip."
by dutchpantyraider May 14, 2014
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Bowling Shane

He is famous for his mastery of spin and widely regarded as one of the greatest of all-time
Bowling Shane, bowler of the Ball of the Century. The G.O.A.T.
by UnknownGuest August 4, 2019
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brown balling

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.
Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.
by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008
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Bailing

To leave a group of friends, social gathering, or other such event with little or no warning or reason why. To bail.
Dude, I can't believe you're bailing already. It's not even midnight!
by J. Wolf April 16, 2005
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shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.
Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?
by Steel Can July 10, 2016
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Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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colleen ballinger

Is an amazing you tuber and creator of YouTube phenomenon, Miranda Sings. Her YouTube channel (phychosoprano) posts videos every Tuesday and Friday. On Tuesdays, she hosts Colleen's Corner, where her viewers ask her questions via the hashtag- #colleenscorner. On Fridays, she usually does a fun video, featuring her friends, her equally hilarious sister Rachel, or her boyfriend Joshua. (joshuadtv) In December she vloggs everyday with her family, her boyfriend and her friends. Also on her channel she posts bloopers of Miranda Videos and information about upcoming Miranda fun. Colleen is obsessed with Taco Bell, Beauty and the Beast/ anything Disney, and her family.
Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner

Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
by Hahahayourefunny December 24, 2013
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