Noun.
A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.
This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.
Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence
Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.
This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.
Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence
Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!
b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
by Glamkitten May 25, 2011
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A female spirit in Gaelic folklore believed to presage, by wailing, a death in a family.
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Irish Gaelic bean sídhe, woman of the fairies, banshee : bean, woman (from Old Irish ben. See gwen- in Indo-European Roots) + sídhe, fairy (from Old Irish síde, genitive of síd, fairy mound. See sed- in Indo-European Roots).
A female spirit in Gaelic folklore believed to presage, by wailing, a death in a family.
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Irish Gaelic bean sídhe, woman of the fairies, banshee : bean, woman (from Old Irish ben. See gwen- in Indo-European Roots) + sídhe, fairy (from Old Irish síde, genitive of síd, fairy mound. See sed- in Indo-European Roots).
by I have • for brains October 27, 2003
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Outrageous solutions to the screwdriver "problem" were frequent topic of discussion, such as adopting glue and tape for all "fastening needs". After all, no one "needs" screws or screwdrivers.
Outrageous solutions to the screwdriver "problem" were frequent topic of discussion, such as adopting glue and tape for all "fastening needs". After all, no one "needs" screws or screwdrivers.
pkingascwdriver, who in reality was pro gun control and one of the few liberal members of the banscrewdrivers forum, had a signature close to the following:
"Guns are tools and as such should be kept loaded in an unlocked toolbox or junk drawer for easy access and everyday use. Screwdrivers, on the other hand, are dangerous weapons, and if owned at all should be kept locked in a cabinet."
"Guns are tools and as such should be kept loaded in an unlocked toolbox or junk drawer for easy access and everyday use. Screwdrivers, on the other hand, are dangerous weapons, and if owned at all should be kept locked in a cabinet."
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John pushed my lunch off the table yesterday... He's such a Bansmfa...
This total bansmfa did a cool trick on his scooter at the skate park today.
This total bansmfa did a cool trick on his scooter at the skate park today.
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I got in the banshee at the start of the match and managed to get MVP on our team because I pwn with it.
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