ballsack sports

The only reliable news source. Mainly reports on happenings in the NBA, but any news they drop is factual, accurate, and refreshingly real.

Person 1: "Apparently Skip Bayless has 3,280,000 messages addressed to “LeBron” in his 27 year career, according to Ballsack Sports."
Person 2: "Well if the Sack reported it, it must be true! Now nobody can claim that anyone other than Skip is the dickriding GOAT!"

by grindneverstops March 3, 2022

Ballsack Black

Black shit that you pick off your balls when they itch. It's often attached to little pubic hairs.

My balls are covered in ballsack black.

by Hoarfchron420 January 20, 2009

Ballsack Flower

When 8 males genitals are held together like a bouquet

I needed a way to impress this chick so me and the guys sent her a picture of our ballsack flower.

by synyster exile March 18, 2015

ballsack paste

A strangely delightful mixture formed by first placing ballsack(s) in a blender and then adding plenty of ketchup. The result is a tasty paste that can be placed on weini.

Barbara: What is that delightful paste on your wenus, my dear feller?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?

by ballsacksalamode June 16, 2011

Ballsack Hat

The act of a human male stretching his scrotum over another persons head

Jack Hawkins has a ballsack hat

by The MAINGUY February 16, 2017

ballsack belt buckle

A ballsack belt buckle is a term used to define when one reaches down and grabs their balls so as to cover their belt buckle. If one does not have adequate ball volume, it may become a ballsack belt button. This technique is used when one wants to get some female attention to their genital area.

How did she not notice my ballsack belt buckle?

by duccr September 14, 2023

Ballsack Whopper

Grooming minors whopper whopper penis cum Ballsack Whopper. Tastes like shit, suck my dick. I have children in my basement. Lettuce semen some more semen i banged your mom you have no father, i dipped my balls i your whopper i think i'm gay. Be Gay. These are the lyrics of the remake of the famous burger king ad. This word is also used if you cut off someones balls and use them as meat for a whoppper.

Max is gay and he is eating a Ballsack Whopper that he made from his own balls.

by CoolDudeMcBonerPants May 30, 2023