Bald 

When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.

*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*

Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!

Bald by leakeypipe January 21, 2022

bald 

something i tell my friend who has 0 hair growing onto his hair

hey antwan

antwan: what

you have 0 hair growing on your head your bald

antwan: ...

bald by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Bald 

When you're acting like the guy who stole The Rocks shiny head (creatue)

You are being bald

Bald by FlameChy May 21, 2022

Bald 

Alpha bio

Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now

Bald by Alpha bios child69 July 25, 2022

Bald 

A person who lacks common sense.

"Dude youre malding."
"What does that mean?"
"Where is that?"
"Bald."

Bald by AldingGOD August 15, 2022

Bald 

Rosie, unvoiced, moon, renae

Unvoiced is bald.

Bald by Highnotes February 9, 2023

Bald 

Not wanting to do Something or attend something.

John: u tryna go to the party at 8?

Mike: I’m bald.

Another example:

Mike: u wanna go swimming

John: I’m bald

Bald by MattM. June 16, 2023