Balance dim

Usually when you have consumed enough marijuana to the point where you are incapable of standing up straigh, you feel intoxicated.

Agent 16: Yo bro, that hit really messed me up i am unable to walk.

Woodstock: Ya Man, your balance dim.

by Randy N R May 21, 2009

bonce balancing

the art of balancing random objects on your head

my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing

by sangus May 17, 2018

A fine balance

The most fucking depressing book ever. About a whole lot of folks in India who come together and struggle with the everyday reality of balancing hope and despair. Then they all die, or get castrated, or lose their legs, or commit suicide, or some other awful shit. Also full of really weird sexual stuff. Greta book though. Really.

Person 1: Dude I just read A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry. I cried my eyes out at the end dude. So touching.

Person 2: WTF is A Fine Balance?

by CinemaSlicka June 04, 2011

Jew Balance

A play on the New Balance shoe brand, poking fun at the fact that so many Jewish people wear them.

Did you see Hymie run by in his Jew Balances?

by Joey the Clown June 28, 2007

perfectly balanced

The way all things should be.

Thanos: “When I’m done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”

by PolitikZWithAZ June 08, 2018

fair and balanced

What you say when whatever you are doing is really not fair or balanced.

Jon: I'll give you a dollar for hoodie, fair and balanced.
Ron: Hell no!

Bill O'Reilly: Fox News. Fair and balanced.
Half the country: Yea!! They took our jerbs! Don't tread on me, towelheads!

by Batmanhimself April 07, 2011

Counter Balance

When your walking and somebody pushes you off balence, and you recover by spinning(at least once) to regain your balence in a show off-y way

Bob: Yo the jerk Darnell tried to push me into the lockers again.
John:Really what did you do.
Bob: I counter balanced it and showed him up.

John: Sweet!

by SUIXIS December 09, 2009