Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.
Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.
by drunkenirishslang July 11, 2011
The act of making a hole in the bed sheets facing your significant others nose, farting and lifting your legs up and down so that the scent is waft into their nasal cavity, bonus points if they start coughing
Person 1: my wife still isnt talking to me
Person 2: after that Belgian bagpipe
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: Haha nice.
Person 2: after that Belgian bagpipe
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: Haha nice.
by Ramenslayer88 January 10, 2021
similar to the rusty trombone, when a person is tossing the salad and simultaniously fingering the pussy of the female partner
by andy squared October 17, 2003
(1) Probably by far the most worthy and giggle-rich definition of the male reproductive member. The definition can, however, also be used to refer to the entire collective male genitalia.
(2) The penis and associated "sack".
(2) The penis and associated "sack".
Jill was unskilled at first, however, after a few expert lessons she was now fingering my meat bagpipe with expert dexterity.
Christy, skeptical at first, did not believe the rumors of me girth until she lifted me kilt and was forced to "benchpress" me meat bagpipe. Och... Aye!
Christy, skeptical at first, did not believe the rumors of me girth until she lifted me kilt and was forced to "benchpress" me meat bagpipe. Och... Aye!
by Stud McManly August 13, 2007
When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.
by realnice6969696 December 16, 2008
Last night I broken bagpiped my girlfriend and I splooged all over her stomach!
I love doing the broken bagpipe, it makes me feel all tingly inside of my genitals.
I love doing the broken bagpipe, it makes me feel all tingly inside of my genitals.
by Britta and Kurt August 11, 2007
When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.
by analangus December 06, 2017