award whore

Person who obsessively craves awards and recognition. These individuals devote most of their time and effort developing intricate Machiavellian plans to obtain more awards and recognition. Social interactions are dominated by bragging about awards received, describing current plans in excruciating detail and patronizing advice on how others can obtain awards.

Dude: Hey, Richard, you're an award whore!
Richard: Great! I'll add that to my resume.

by Thabias Gruntfuttock April 24, 2014

Ben Award

A non-material award given to someone who tells a bad story, a bad joke, or has a stupid moment.

Calling a xylophone an African Drum is a Ben Award

by G'seppe October 9, 2013

fucking awkward

When you are overcome with an uncomfortable situation that can leave you feeling slightly embarrassed and wished you had a remote control for your life to hit the fast forward button.

A sex scene came on while I was watching T.V with my mom and it was fucking awkward.

by asappossible May 11, 2016

participation award

A "reward" one gets for merely participating. Although usually given with good intentions, more often than not it will remind the owner that he failed, and that his best is not good enough.

"Congratulations, here's a participation award, for doing your best!"
"...because apparently my best isn't good enough to actually win something."

by xldr November 28, 2011

Awkward Turtle High Five

The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.

Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.

The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.

"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*

by pseudonymforellie September 25, 2009

comment awards

hello people from youtube whomst'dve were as bored as i am

wow, you watch comment awards too?

yes. i too am not ever seen bobs

by Private_obvious November 13, 2017

awkward

when you ask your best friend who their best friend is and they say someone else

going on anon - on tumblr - and asking your besto who their best friend is, and they say the person who they are always fighting with. cue awkward moment.

by fgtuftyfhkvkjbh July 10, 2011