European Gay Porn Awards

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by Forkfreak December 26, 2013

MTV Music Awards

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

by rock fan August 18, 2003

jackass award

an award passed around a group of friends for the person who made a huge ass out of themselves.

"jill got the jackass award last night"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

Lifetime Achievement Award

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

by DancingKali April 9, 2011

GRAMMY AWARDS

The most bullshit award show on the planet.Most of the time,they always let the wrong people win,who doesn't deserve an ounce of respect..and left the deserving ones in the corner.Awards show who don't know shit about music and the viewers at home are choked at the results.The grammy members who decides for winners need to be murdered,and needs to go back to a music school.

why did amy winehouse won the grammy awards for the best new artist? taylor swift deserved it much better

by Mikja January 7, 2009

Wooden Spoon Award

A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.

I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"

by Immersion September 28, 2011

NAACP awards

An award ceremony where black people are guarrenteed to win! Many other races and people have been persecuted more than blacks yet blacks get an award show!

I ain't racist I'm just pointing out certain wrongs within the world, I don't see any Jewish award ceremonies or Mexican ones... yet the NAACP doesn't give awards to whites and it isnt considered racist!

by Ben March 25, 2005