Australian Idol

A terrible tv show which gives any1 a chance to publicly humiliate themselves in front of the hole country. The fact that most of the country watches it makes me want to break puppies necks and punch young children in the face.

"Hey did you watch Australian idol last nite" says joe
"Wtf is Australian Idol?" says jim
"You no the show with the fat chick and the guy with the afro" says joe
"oh yeah, it made me so mad that i killed puppies and puched babies and young children in the faces" says jim
"yep thats Australian idol" says joe

by foxtrot~uniform~charlie~kilo August 6, 2006

Australian Mensa

Group therapy for people who are mentally ill or otherwise mentally incapacitated.

Toots had a nervous breakdown, so every Friday she goes to Australian Mensa.

After the psychiatric ward, the looneys go to Australian Mensa for outpatient care.

by Tom from the Shore November 9, 2007

australian gold

To urinate on a lover's butthole.

Although it was messy, I really enjoyed giving my gift of Australian gold.

by five man trio April 27, 2014

Australian reds

Australian reds is another name for Australian produced red wine.

Famously mentioned by Robert California CEO of Sabre/Dunder Mifflin.

I got into a case of Australian reds... and... how should I say this, Columbian whites - Robert California

by Statsradiofonien January 30, 2019

Australian genius

A person who is insane, mentally ill, retarded or mentally deficient.

That half-wit is a genuine Australian genius!

by Tom from the Shore November 9, 2007

Australian vacuum

A sexual maneuver involving going "down under" and sucking the filth/exrement out of someone's butthole while manuvering the penis manually back and forth, the way one moves a vaccuum cleaner over a carpet.

I can't believe Jamese suggested that she give me an Australian vacuum, and then tried to kiss me afterwards! Oi, oi, oi!

by neergmas March 19, 2009

Australian Nosebleed

Code name for a woman's period. It's like a regular nosebleed, but down under.

"What's wrong with Jenny?"
"She has an Australian Nosebleed."

by toadthesavior April 19, 2015