Evan Atkins

A pimp ass broski whose ex is a bitch but he still tapped that

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Thomas Atkins

A huge irrelevant person who loves huge black men lathered in coconut oil while being bummed and having a cock in his mouth

I was being such a thomas atkins last night. It was insane

by anonymous July 26, 2022

Crystal Atkin

A girl who has the beauty of an angel but the voice of a dying seal

Crystal Atkin vera teqred

by asianhead2230 April 16, 2020

The Atkins

1: to take a woman to a park bathroom and urinate on her. Does or does not have to include photo evidence.
2: to say your ready to leave work for the day and then remain at your desk and play with your sidekick, dicking over everyone else in the office.
3: to have sex with a porn star and her porn star husband.

1. The other day I was late getting back from lunch, because I stopped off for an Atkins.
2. We were all ready to go until Mel pulled The Atkins.
3. After the AVN awards, we went back to my hotel for a quick Atkins.

by Mitur Binisdirty September 5, 2008