Astrological cooking

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

by Sexydimma September 2, 2022

astrological cooking

Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.

I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.

by Sexydimma September 3, 2022

Astrolohoe

An astrologer who is also a hoe, or a hoe who is into astrology -- usually disgustingly much so that it becomes their entire personality and their life revolves around it.

Oh no, you're going out with an astrolohoe? That's not gonna work out just because of that.

What can I say. I love astrology. I'm an astrolohoe. I want an astro-orgy. A bunch of astrolohoes together!

I am a hoe who loves to judge people because of astrology. I'm an astrolohoe.

by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

Astrolorgy

An orgy full of astrolohoes, astrologers, or hoes in general.

Let's get all the signs together and have an astrolorgy!

Astrolorgy you say? I'm an astrolohoe.. You already know I am IN!

by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

Astrological

Having to do with astrophysics.

The definition of the moon cycles in science class today were astrological in a correct way.

by olliejack007 June 29, 2016

Astrology

A way to get peole to believe that a lot more things revolve around Jupiter than they actually do in real life.

Even if astrology was based on the Sun, hopefully people would question it rather than believe it. But anything based on the orbit of Jupiter is plain suspect.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

Astrology Cunt

Astrology Cunt is someone who thinks they are better than everyone else because they know their nAtAl cHaRtS. Aka a Chelsea.

I’m sorryI'm an Astrology Cunt and y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?

So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy

by Dude8521 November 3, 2020