asstritch

an arrogant person whose pompous ignorance is so exctreme that faced with a real life situation the only thing the know how to do is to submerge their head into their own ass much like an ostrich in a hole

Clinton is an asstritch

by Patrick..... August 24, 2010

Astrid'd

Getting assfucked by a broken justice system implemented by an admin in your server

Boy 1: Hey man, I got Astrid'd
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: Astri- *banned*

by Catk May 17, 2021

Astrid

Astrid is the most amazing person that will come into your life. They will lighten up your mood and be there for you always. Astrid is kind and reliable, They are respectful and funny, their jokes can make you laugh so hard your stomach hurts.

Someone: man todays so boring
Astrid: hi
Someone: ASTRIDDD :DDD

by Gorilla coochie November 21, 2021

Astrid

Astrid is a beyond gorgeous girl. Shes Always there for someone, she gives some of the best hugs. She is a very shy girl but let her get more comfortable and she’ll be very clingy. Astrid is very lovely. Astrid is one of the best friends you can have, she is so sweet. Making eye contact will make you die from her beautiful eyes. Astrid is so dreamy. Shes the type of girl you’ll always think of once you see her. No matter how you’re feeling, she’ll always find a way to make you happy. Shes truly the best friend to have. Astrid’s smile is so beautiful just like her. ❤️ 🩹 💍

That Astrid girl is gorgeous.

by OctopusSemen78 November 22, 2021

Agent astroturfeur

Person who mischievously promotes division in another organisation (generally political) by creating the impression of grassroots support for a contender for a leadership position. See astroturf.

After the Blue Party flopped in the elections, Diane Ale blogged that support for Squirrel Nutkin for leader was growing. She's such an an agent astroturfeur.

by Gus Friar May 18, 2007

astroturder

A person who specializes in astroturfing by making up shit about things they are paid to attack.

Why do you continually link to this sensational asshole astroturder?
Florian Müller is the über-astrotürder.

by slashdotreader August 20, 2011

Astrid

Short gal who can pull faces and laugh like a cheeky little monkey. Has a penchant for early drinking (keeps bottles on her desk)

This girl is like an Astrid when she drinks.

by Ash_the monkey November 9, 2012