Astronomic bg

a French slang compliment, usually used to let one's friend know how cool he is.

'Astronomic bg' literally means "Good-looking guy from another galaxy" (bg = beau gosse in French)

I really like Esteban. He definitely is an astronomic bg.

by paul with a b April 1, 2021

Asten moment

An Asten moment can be any of the following: blackmail, arm-chopping, over-obsession with hugs,

A: Dang... What if I chop my whole arm off?
B: Asten moment!

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021

Korean Astronaut

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.

Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.

by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

bean astronaut

amogus

yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

sus

by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016

japanese astronaut

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.

Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010