jump astraddle

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.

Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.

by tortmeister September 30, 2011

Australian Navy Cadets

The Australian Navy cadets are a group of Homosexual beings and cannot take a bloody joke. This has give them the nickname of “Anchor Wankers” as of there homosexual nature, they may think they are better than everyone else, but indeed they are not. Navy cadets are very aggressive and should not be approached without an F88 assault rifle. If scared they will flee back to their boats and cry to their petty officers.

Oh no! It’s the Australian Navy Cadets, Fran the F88’s

by JoJo’s Dictionary May 7, 2019

Astrology

A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people.

Astrology lover: WhEn Is YoUr BiRtHdAy?
Normal person: November the-
Astrology lover: Ew YoUr A sCoRpIo GeT aWaY fRoM mE!!!1!1!
Normal person: What the hell is wrong with you?

by akt858 August 29, 2020

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Greens Australia

A failing activist group in Australia that thrives only by getting votes through unorthodox means. Using taxpayer money to bribe immigrants, using children as young as 7 in their protest, and are always yelling, ranting, and angry on TV.

The lower peasants of Greens spend their days trolling Sky News and resorting to shaming, guilt tripping and insulting anyone who dare think differently, grasping at the hope they may bully others into voting Greens.

When it all comes down to it, the only thing Greens Australia focus on is control.

Greens Australia demand tens of 1000s of immigrants be brought here regurlary, assuming the immigrants will vote for them

by HbBrisley July 23, 2020

Australian charm

Make a female wet in her sexual parts by spitting in your hand and rubbing it in

It was a quicky so I used some australian charm

by Forgetits January 12, 2016

The Astrachan

The act of licking ones own genitalia, especially while under a great deal of peer pressure to perform said act.

Jacob: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
Ben: I'll only do it if you call me legend.
*performs The Astrachan*
Jacob: Awwww that's nasty, man!
Brian: Shit, I missed it, do it again!

by coolcalmpete May 14, 2011