Astoundished

A basic, punnerific (see: punnery) form of the words astounded and astonished, combined to express and emphasize general excitement and exhiliration.

I was astoundished by the site of Muzzman, as he walked in sporting his Commando garb, and was ripped as ever, bearing not a shirt to cover his manly chest.

by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005

astonished

Amazed, being affected by an unexpected outcome.
It tends to have a positive meaning, though it can still be used negatively.
Can also be used as astonishing.

"Wow, your grades have me astonished!"
"I found the porn magazines under your bed dude, those boobs have me astonished"

by TriggerHappy226 June 13, 2018

Aston

An area of birmingham with a diverse and multicultural community with shit loads of gangs, dealers, murders and anything else you can think of! home sweet home.

Just today in aston a kid got shot, enough said!

by Azaad kashmir June 14, 2007

astonishment

great surprise.

she looked at him in astonishment

by Prince Mark October 4, 2015

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

by lukedanc July 19, 2019

Astoria105

A jackass.

Boy Astoria105 is a jackass.

by Wouldn'tYou LikeToKnow? January 17, 2003

aston

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered.

Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight.
Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

by mercunium November 24, 2003