assemble fagitron

Two or more men inserting themselves into eachother. It's not gay sex, they are trying to assemble fagitron.

John Travolta wasn't trying to get that masseuse to have sex with him, he was trying to assemble fagitron. gay} fag butt fuck bf anal

by Doc Bliss June 2, 2015

peaceably assemble

Riot, loot, and raze businesses.

We are about to peaceably assemble at the local Nike store.

by EMHC Grover June 4, 2020

assbelunker

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.

Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo

by greg September 9, 2004

asseltov cocktail

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire

Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail

by coyote123 September 1, 2011

can't be assed

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

Assectomy

Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.

Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.

When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.

by Marthakay November 9, 2008

Asdner

A god at Geometry Dash because GMD Yes®

Imagine being Asdner lmao.

by GMDAsdner August 29, 2019