Assterbate

Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural).

For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks

"Oh man that assterbation was awesome."
"yea my foot is brown!"

by BobbyZ December 19, 2003

assteroid

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

asserbanaple

Something that is very annoying or stressful to do

Choosing classes is a pain in the asserbanaple

Thats sooo asserbanaple

by 1234 so November 11, 2010

Bad-Asser

One who bad-asses shit

Yo that guy is a total bad-asser

by adeduif March 23, 2010

assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

assery

the act of making an ass of oneself
undertaking foolishness as a matter of course

the occupy wall street people partake in sheer and utter assery

people who drink anything but Busch Heavy undertake acts of assery upon themselves

by boodism November 17, 2011

assert dominance

when you take hold of your friends cock give it a squeeze while moaning honk honk and claim it as your own, this also works in job interviews...you will get the job

Donte went to the interview he dressed nicely, made sure to assert dominance and made good eye contact the whole time...he got the job

by Dadilicious Daddy January 31, 2018