Ass Jacket

Ass Jacket. Underwear!

Mom to her son: you will be going on the trip for three days, so pack at least 3 ass jackets!

by Dirtydorinda March 10, 2022

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb May 15, 2007

Asshackery

A gaming version of bullshit, when it may seem like other players are hacking because they are getting unreasonable scores and have an advantage over the general public in the game.

Person 1: Dude, I just got spawn-killed 5 times in a row, what the fuck is up with this!?

Person 2: Seems like there's quite a bit of asshackery going on there.

by AGSizzler January 13, 2013

Assbucket

A person who subjects to lapdances

Chloe's brother called her an assbucket for going to a club all night

by Jadyn Joseph October 23, 2016

Assjack

Someone who makes assholes, ass-wipes, bitchasses, and asses seem like Holy Beings.

Dang, my science professor is such an assjack! Even Donald Trump seems like he could be the Pope!

by Ass In All The Above November 28, 2016

Assbasket

dumbass, retard, rude annoying person

*just reads and gives answer to #1*
jackson: whats number one
me: fucking assbasket its 3

by the.trillest.one April 20, 2018