Assume

To make an Ass out of you & me

Don’t assume, it’s embarrassing for the both of us.

by BrwnCowstyn2 March 17, 2020

assius fallius

A rare condition in which an individual's butt falls off randomly. Insanely rare. Very painful.

Fob, my friend has assius fallius, his butt falls off randomly all the time.

by Fobm4ster May 3, 2021

assume room temperature

Die; cease to inhabit the planet.

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011

Assimilate

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.

I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018

did you assume my gender

When some assumes your gender identity as a boy or girl when you're actually a demigender polysexual foxkin agender, so you be like "Did you assume my gender?"

"DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER? IM NOT A BOY NOR GIRL, IM A DEMIGENDER POLYSEXUAL FOXKIN AGENDER

by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

Davenport Assumption High School

A preppy, rich kid, private catholic school, full of over-privileged white kids. They recruit athletes from other schools around the region to help their athletic programs. Known as ASS high.

ASS high makes a living stealing promising athletes from other area high schools, then claims it's legal because they are a private school. Davenport Assumption High School.

by Mikey8843 November 11, 2011

borg assimilator

ride in the "Paramount Carowinds" theme park designed after the Star Trek series. Might break down after one gets 80% through the line. Might consequentially piss you off.

"I thought the borg were supposed to have advanced technology, but this ride always breaks down! Advanced technology my ass hole.

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004